bancheapweaves:

cosbyykidd:

steffonkentavian:

Beyonce & Kim Kardashian phone call

When she called her “Kimberly” tho lmao

IM CRYINGGGGG

wickedstepmother:

do you ever just feel like you need to listen to ron swanson giggle over and over again?

invisibleshotguns:

Can we cuddle?

In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. I’ll start nibbling on your neck a bit harder. You’ll watch in horror as i transform into a great white shark. I’ll then proceed to bite down on your body with my monster jaws and rip you apart. delicious.

hongkers:

hongkers:

Who robbed the tampon factory?

SOME BLOODY CUNT

blockedhead:

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.

the bar was in japan.