• me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  •  ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

fashion-runways:

MOSCHINO Spring RTW 2015

Title: UnknownEx-Factor
Artist: UnknownBeyoncé

  • EW: Have there been crazy moments in the make up trailer where it’s like “Oh, Angela’s got three breasts and Kathy’s wearing a beard”?
  • Sarah Paulson: Oh my god. There’s nothing more insane than walking into that trailer. Jessica’s over there getting her hair, freaky make up done. Kathy’s next to me getting her beard put on. And Angela likes to flash them. She’s like, “Look at my three boobs!” Because they’re covering up everything. She can walk around with her three t*** hanging out and everybody is very happy that she’s doing so even though we’re not looking at her real boobs. It’s amazing.
  •  This year in particular like you walk out of a trailer and you’re like Oh Jesus. You really feel like you’re at a sideshow. So many of the people there are really people with special abilities from that world. So many of our extras and background artists are like, “Oh I play at this show” or “I work in this circus.” It’s incredible and it gives it such a feeling of authenticity.
  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

Tony Hale and Matt Walsh were in a scene, and they accidentally backed into a plate of china and broke it. [Laughs] And our director yelled, “Keep going, keep going,” so they just kept running with it and, as their characters, had to hide the china, put it behind a curtain. Some of the most beautiful Laurel and Hardy-inspired comedy came out of that. And we were all in the room just behind the camera trying so hard not to laugh. It was just one of those convivial, everyone’s in this together, we’re going to support this moment and just the openness to spontaneity. - Anna Chlumsky for Entertainment Weekly.

jesuschristvevo:

*drops my pencil* *bends over to pick it up* *britney spears toxic starts playing*

fionagoddess:

Sarah Paulson as Bette and Dot Tattler | American Horror Story: Freak Show

Title: UnknownFuck Em Only We Know
Artist: UnknownBanks

asoundtracktolife:

"Fuck Em Only We Know" - Banks